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Hello everyone it’s the Andy-San here. I just got up from about 7 hours of sleep so I’m neither tired nor fully rested but it’ll do for now. It’s almost Thursday and I feel the awesome coming on. For those playing the home game, I have my first date evAr on Thursday.

In other news, I was totally rocking out yesterday and came up with a couple nifty riffs. My l33t piano skillz are improving because I’ve been practicing daily now in one of the other dorms as well as in my dorm room. Damn where be my band pplz?!

Anyway, I’d better get on these questions that I totally did not rip from Megan’s Xanga. So here is where they be at upstairs:

Consider Yourself Tagg’d!

[ .01. ] first name: Andrew “Andy”
[ .02. ] middle name: James
[ .03. ] last name: Wouldn’t jew liketa know?
[ .04. ] nickname(s): Andy, Andy-San, Drew, Hey You, That Guy, and sometimes That Man
[ .05. ] gender: Mail (I  <3  Postage!!!!1)
[ .06. ] birthday: 7 December 1985
[ .07. ] height: 5’11
[ .08. ] hair color: Dark brown
[ .09. ] eye color: Gray (although I usually say Blue)
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Glasses.
[ .011. ] do you have braces: Nope, though I might get those Invis-Align to straighten my bottom teeth
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: Usually short but it’s right now longer than I usually have it
[ .013. ] where were you born: Botsford General Hospital, Farmington Hills, Michigan
[ .014. ] current location: In my Rooooom O’ Dooooom!!!
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: Sagittarius (I’ma Horsie-Man!!!1 oleelol)
.016. ] how many languages do you know: I speak and write in English fluently and I want to learn how to speak Japanese and Mandarin (the main language of China) as well as learn to write in kanji, katakana, and hiragana.
[ .017. ] what language do you want to learn: Oh wait…
.018. ] bad habits: Sometimes my old habit of speaking with a fat tongue comes back and it irritates me.
[ .019. ] piercing you have: 0
[ .020. ] piercing you want: 0
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: 0
[ .023. ] today: Wed Nez Day.
[ .024. ] today’s date: 7 February 2007
[ .025. ] the time: As of right now, 8:45 PM.
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Oh duh-
duh-dear-dear !!!

F A M i L Y
[ .027. ] mother’s name: Diana (NOT DIANE)
[ .028. ] father’s name: Tony (stepdad’s Roger)
[ .029. ] brothers’ names: Jon and Rogi
[ .030. ] sister’s name: I have just stepsisters who are total hobags so who cares?  Meh, Valerie and Danielle.
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: Aunt Rhonda on my stepdad’s side
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: Meh
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: Grandma. I only really remember my Grandma Ditty so ya.
[ .035. ] worst relative: Oh where do I start?
[ .036. ] best relative: I suppose I’m my own best relative cuz everyone else sux ololol
[ .037. ] do you get along with your parents: Mom yes, Dad yes, Stepdad no way in Hell
.038. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: I felt like I could tell my dad just about anything without fear of embarassment or a stern lecture (hell we’d watch DBZ together!!), but unfortunatly he passed away in ’04 only two months after I graduated high school.

[ .040. ] do you have any pets: But of course
[ .041. ] what are their names: Zeus (male) and Leto (female)
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: Two Golden Retrievers

<> S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: Si Fly
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current gpa: MoAr than your mom’s

[ .046. ] favorite grade: A+, not to be confused with its lesser brother the A. I miss the day of the A+. Oh wait, you mean like K-12 right? Meh, they were all decent in their own way. But college is the best!!1
.047. ] least favorite grade: Meh, they all had their crappy moments
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mr. Gudorf for giving me my computer addiction, Dr. George for helping me with my proofreading, and Tiffany Cramer for kicking so much ass with the Visual Basic. That’s all I can think of for now.
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Alexander. He fails at teach as well as life.
.050. ] favorite subject: Both of the Englishs I guess.
.051. ] least favorite subject: I hate math, and fine arts annoys me sometimes
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I buy my lunch with my PHat cash
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school’s team: Hell Naw!
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: I am in the Genshiken. That is all you need to now…
.055. ] are/was you popular: I was, but for all the wrong reasons. I was a total attention whore back in the day, but now I chizzill with my homies in 128 (word my nuggaz).
[ .056. ] favorite dance: Breakin!!!!! I also like the one where you get to hump the woman into submission. Isn’t that the Tango or the Waltz or something?
.057. ] favorite memory: When everyone agreed that the NES and SNES were the best systems evAr (and they still are)!!!1
[ .058. ]
favorite memory you want to have: Performing with my band and inroxxorcating the audiance with our musiks.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: Death. Need I say more?
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: My tweenage years

F A V 0 R i T E S

[ .061. ] number: 1, 4, 7, or 8 and sometimes 0
[ .062. ] letter: A
[ .063. ] shoes: my walking shoes
[ .064. ] saying(s): see my Facebook
[ .065. ] TV show: Hate is such a strong word. I really, really, really dislike the current TV scene.
[ .066. ] sport: Meh
[ .067. ] vegetable: Terry Schivo cuz she was an hero. Oh, and Corn, Peas (the non-sweet kind), and Lima Beans for the win!!!1
[ .068. ] fruit: Dan’s a cool guy. I also like apples, bananas (b-a-n-a-annas), pineapple, soft pears, peaches, peppers, too many to list!!!1
[ .069. ] movie: Depends
[ .070. ] magazine: Shonen Jump
[ .071. ] actor: Depends
[ .072. ] actress: The one with the nice tits that doesn’t have too much rib or fat showin’
[ .073. ] candy: I  <3  Chocolate, Cookie Dough, Mint, or Chocolate Chip Mint Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!!1
[ .074. ] gum: Spearmint
.075. ] scent: Mint, deodorant, etc etc
[ .076. ] candy bar: I can’t choose between my Milky Way or my Snickers
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Chocolate Chip Mint Cookie Dough Ice Cream!!!1 Weren’t you listening?!
[ .078. ] color: Blue
[ .079. ] season: Summer
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas/Birthday (yay December-Baby)
[ .081. ] band: Van Halen, Pantera, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Megadeth, The Beatles, Whitesnake (despite it being my stepdad’s fav), too many!!!1
[ .082. ] singer: David Coverdale, Ozzy,
Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Steve Perry
[ .083. ] group: Ozzy, Paul McCartney, John Lennon
[ .084. ] rapper: Biggie for the win!!!1
[ .085. ] type of music: 80s, 90s, some from the 00s
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My computer, guitar, and wallscroll
.087. ] place to be: Chillin’ in either my dormroom or wit my homies in 128
[ .089. ] tv channel: meh
[ .090. ] junk food: I can’t choose
[ .091. ] overall food: Salsa anyone?
[ .092. ] store: Just about any store with the anzime and guitars
.093. ] hangout:
Chillin’ in either my dormroom or wit my homies in 128
[ .094. ] fast food: Rally’s, Taco Bell, Chipotle’s, teh Mickey Deez, Burgar King, Arby’s
[ .095. ] restaurant:
any Chinese restaurant
[ .096. ] shape: The Septastar!!!1
[ .097. ] time of day: From 10 pm til I sleep
[ .098. ] country: Japan
[ .099. ] state: The west sounds nice
[ .100. ] boys’ name: Andy, David, James, Jonathan, Kyle, Tony, Daniel
[ .101. ] girls name: Sakura, Megan, Jessica, Vanessa, Jenna,
[ .102. ] mall: Although not a mall, I love Sawmill Road
[ .103. ] video game: Just about any NES, SNES, Game Boy, GBA, or DS game
[ .104. ] shampoo: The one that smells good
[ .105. ] board game: Board games are boring ololol
.106. ] computer game: NES and SNES emulators
[ .107. ] car: Corvette and Camero
[ .108. ] music video: Despite all the flack he’s been getting, Michael Jackson KNOWS how to make a music video
[ .109. ] swear word: Da Dreaded “F” word: Family
.110. ] word: I <3 English!!!
[ .111. ] month: June and December
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Too many!!1
[ .113. ] scary movie: I don’t like the scary movies
[ .114. ] team: The Cubs!! Cuz if they can make it to the Super-Bowl, anything’s possible. Go Cubs!!
[ .115. ] possession: Your Mom


[ .116. ] eminem: Wigga Stole My Bike
[ .117. ] dog: Zeus and Leto!!
[ .118. ] hot: Womanz
[ .119. ] britney spears: oMFG SHe’S TeH PReGGeRZ aGaiN!!!
[ .120. ] nsync: Justin’s Backup Band oleelol
[ .121. ] real world: Real World – Mission Hill
[ .122. ] orange: doorhinge kinda rhythms with orange amIrigth?
[ .123. ] choices: Eng-100
[ .124. ] ****- Typical Hip-Hop Lover’s E-Penis Length
[ .125. ] bisexual: What Phil Doesn’t Want To Admit To Being
[ .126. ] black: Neegurahz
[ .127. ] icq: AIM’s Bastard Brother
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: Wiggas Wit Attitude
[ .129. ] linkin park: Useta like ’em but now they’re too emo fer me
[ .130. ] jack: Cactus Jack
[ .131. ] rainbow: L’ Arc~En Ciel
[ .133. ] cucumber: What Pickles Should NevAr Be
[ .134. ] shark: Eat ’em ‘n Weep
[ .135. ] lifehouse: An Underrated Band circa 2000
[ .136. ] bat: Holy Shitting Dick Nipples, Batman
[ .137. ] leather: Squeeky Coat
[ .138. ] whip: The Reason I Don’t Date Amanda (just joshin’ o’ course)
[ .139. ] america: Fat Asses
[ .140. ] water: The Original Often Imitated But NevAr Duplicated Drink
[ .141. ] volcano: Volcano Fire Drill by Dan’s Bro


[ .142. ] rock or rap: Must you ask? Rock o’ course!!
[ .155. ] hot or cold: I like my hot tubs hot, not cold!!
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Summer plzkthx
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Spring
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Shakira cuz she’s awesome despite being 2 feet tall in 6 inch heels
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Biggie cuz he puts dem wiggaz to shame
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Rob Zombie although I find his music to be very repetative
.164. ] dawson’s creek or gilmore girls: The Other Channel
[ .165. ] football or basketball: Basketball cuz they don’t stop every 45 seconds
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: TV Free Week
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Whatever Teh Shizzon is doing so I can utterly pwn him by standing up.
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: BoogieBoarding!!!!1
[ .169. ] black or white: Black
[ .170. ] orange or red: Red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: Green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: Purple
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic has good but overpriced things and Pac-Sun is for the urban mountain climbers
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell.
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Typewriter
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Picard > Star Wars
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Euthanasia
[ .184. ] prep or punk: T-Shirt and Jeans. Nuff Said.
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Whore cuz they get paid

<>P R i V A T E L i F E

[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No.
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: Yup
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Yeah.
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: No
.190. ] how many people have you liked: No more than 1,000,000
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: Jessica Steinbrunner back in kindergarten
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: I’ve done plenty in my time
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart:  Enough
.194. ] best quote to sum up love: Love Stinks, But Sex Rules!!
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: She’s really sweet and smart and spicy. Mmmm spicy!
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Nope
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: Me Habla No Picta
[.198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: But of course
.199. ] please post it if you do: see proflie pic
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Personality, but looks certainly help!!
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: Nope
[ .202. ] are you still friends: Yes I am friends. You don’t even know.
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: I nevAr checked
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: nah
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: No
[ .206. ] how about a little x? Natta
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: No, cuz I can’t imagine myself being any crazier than I already am.
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: It are good with pizza, or so I is told. No thanks Pokey, I prefer Sparks
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: never had one
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: Yes it’s pretty good, although it made me throw up gray puke. Strange…
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Liquor cuz beer is for pussies. And grampas.
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: none
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: No, but how is it?
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: Over 100 year ago

W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..

[ .215. ] bungee jump: Not in a million years
[ .216. ] sky dive: see bungee jumping
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: Hell yeah!!
[ .218. ] scuba dive: I’d think about it
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: Meh.
[ .220. ] eat **** for $1,000,000: eat stars? aren’t they kinda hot? like over 1,000,000° F?
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Only for teh lulz
[ .222. ] steal a friend’s boyfriend/girlfriend: If I had just cause to do so.
[ .223. ] cross-dress: Been there. Done that. Threw up.
[ .224. ] lie to the police: Why?
[ .225. ] run from the police: Once again, why?
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: I prefer to use truth-enhancement
.227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Only for teh lulz and if she’s hot
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: If some hot chicks want me to.
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Only if it was totally bad and the waiter was a real prick.
[ .230. ] streak: Not in this weather!!!1

Y 0 U R F R I E N D S

[ .231. ] best friends: Eric and Dan
[ .232. ] known longest: Eric
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Steve and Chris Klenke
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Come again?
.235. ] how many friends do you think you have: No moAr than a billion
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: The Shizzon and Twich
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Dan I suppose
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the ‘next level’: Eh? Dat’s creepy!!
[ .239. ] craziest: Eric hands down
[ .240. ] loudest: Alex
[ .241. ] shyest: Me actually
[ .242. ] best hair: ME!
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Eric
[ .244. ] best eyes: Mein eye, they see.
[ .243. ] best body: I’ma sexy beast
[ .246. ] most athletic: Alex cuz he puts himself through DAYS of training hours but doesn’t seem to be ripped at all
[ .247. ] sex symbol: ME AGAIN!!!!
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Amanda
[ .249. ] most impatient: I have the biggest case of ADD evAr
[ .250. ] shortest: Myself I believe.
[ .251. ] tallest: Eric at 6’4”
[ .252. ] talented: HELLO ME IT’S ME AGAIN!!!1
[ .253. ] best singer: I’m ok
[ .254. ] skinniest: Ben
[ .255. ] nicest: I’m too damn nice!!!1
[ .256. ] best personality: All of us.
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Phil I guess?


[ .258. ] flashed someone: Not yet
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: Yes, and it ended in fire.
[ .260. ] been to michigan: Yes. I was born and I used to live there
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: No, but I did ride in a police car once when I ran away
[ .263. ] skateboarded: Landed on linolium and didn’t feel a thing. That’s about it.
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: I’ve never even gone in a hot tub naked much less a pool
[ .265. ] stolen anything: Lots in my time
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my *** for making this so long: No cuz stars are pointy and hot.
[ .267. ] kicked someone’s ***:  refer to question 266
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: “Ow!! That was ice, Andy!!” – My cousin Travis
[ .269. ] broken a beer bottle: No but I’ve had the urge to do so.
.270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Once with my dad I think.
[ .271. ]
kissed someone of the same sex: Nope and I don’t intend to.
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: Yeah. Hey where did question 272 go?!
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: I’m old so no
[ .275. ] been to a concert: A Paul McCartney concert back in the 90’s
[ .276. ] been to another country: No but I want to!!!
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: Yup.
[ .278. ] got pulled over: Once
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: I hit a snow drift once.
[ .280. ] broke a law: Probably
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: No cuz I haven’t seen any homeless pplz
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: I’ve thought about it before, but I try not to think about it anymore.
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: Back in the day…
[ .284. ] kissed a friend’s brother or sister: Barf!
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister’s friend: Um, no.
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways? 5 Second Rule,  10 Seconds For Chocolate, No Second 5 Second Rule (meaning that if someone drops a piece of food and picks it up within 5 seconds and drops it again then it can’t be picked up again and eaten)

0 P I N I 0 N S

[ .287. ] what do you think…about pop music: Current pop music? Sucks.
[ .288. ] about boy bands: Guilty pleasures
[ .289. ] about flag burning: Old Meme
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: see above
.291. ] about suicide: see question 282
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: I hates them
[ .293. ] about abortion: Unless the fetus is either donated to science for stem cells or consumed by the mother, a grave, immoral sin. Generally speaking, abortion is boring to talk about.
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: Just about anything pre- nu-metal is good in my book, but there’s a couple new bands out there that are catching my attention
.295. ] where do you think you’ll be in 10 years: Doing what I love, with the one I love with at least 3 children.
[ .296. ] who do you think you’ll still be friends with in 5 years: Eric and Dan at least

W H A T D I D Y 0 U D 0

.297. ] last birthday: Bought crappy stuff and totally didn’t get crunk. Fuckers.
[ .298. ] yesterday: Was annoyed by the Fine Arts class cuz the teacher passed around a bunch of stuff and I had to return it all to her.
[ .299. ] last weekend: Drank Sparks and got crunk all over the piano
[ .300. ] christmas: Was almost thrown out by my stepdad
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: Went with my family to Aunt Rhonda’s
[ .302. ] new year’s: See Christmas
[ .303. ] halloween: Handed out candy in bloody cold weather
[ .304. ] easter: Too long ago, don’t remember
[ .305. ] valentine’s day: Coming Soon


[ .306. ] thing you ate: A Valantine’s Day Cookie From My Mom
[ .307. ] thing you drank: Water
[ .308. ] thing you wore: My blue jeans, a t-shirt with famous guitars on in, and my blue coat
[ .309. ] place you went: The student center for the Genshiken meeting
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Your Mom
[ .311. ] person you saw: Eric
.312. ] person you kissed: I’m like that one movie with that one chick who was Tom Green’s girlfriend and it involved never being kissed or something. You know the one…
[ .313. ] person you ******: Starz? I don’t get it…
[ .314. ] person you talked to: Eric and Phil
[ .315. ] song you heard: “Symphony of Destruction” by Megadeth (Dave Mustaine, Can I Have Your Autograph?)
[ .316. ] what are you eating: Nothing
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: Nothing
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: see question 308
[ .319. ] any shoes on: White Socks
[ .320. ] hat: No. I hates em. Unless they keep my head warm in winter then they’re ok.
[ .321. ] listening to:
“Symphony of Destruction” by Megadeth
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: My Wonderful Xangaholics Out There In Xanga-Land
[ .323. ] are you ****** i made this so long: Your grammerz be faulty, dogg.

Y or N
[ .324. ] are you a vaginatarian: Y, with all my penis
[ .325. ] do you like cows: Y for they give me the foodz
[ .326. ] are you a *****: Y Starz are koo.
[ .327. ] are you artistic: Y
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: N. I’m not a runner period.
[ .330. ] can you ski: N
[ .331. ] are you british: Bloody N
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: Used to but now N
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: Y. HELLO ME, IT’S BEEN NICE TALKING TO MYSELF!!!1
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: N cuz I dig chicks with long hair
[ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: Y, in fact I have
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made ‘alice in wonderland’: Y or at least Walt was.
[ .337. ] are you straight: Y, like an arrow
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: Eh? JEWS THINK I’M CRAAAAZAAAY!!!
[ .339. ] are you nice: Y, to just about everyone I meet.
[ .340. ] are you naughty: Y, or at least I can be
[ .341. ] are you short: N
[ .342. ] are you tall: N
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: N
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: Y, I used to til the crack ripped (yes, THAT crack)
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: Y for they are on one of my shirts
[ .346. ] are you evil : N I just do things my own way so I’m more of an anti-hero I guess
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Y, Eric’s Elegant Mullet
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: Y cuz she gets paid and laid.
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: N cuz I’m too old for such things.
[ .350. ] am i annoying you?: N cuz I brought this upon myself
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: N not really
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: Y Omicron Persei 8 (shhh)
[ .353. ] this is over are you happy now hahah: Y my brain hurtz.

For those of you who are still reading this post, congrats! You made it out alive!! I believe this is the longest post I’ve evAr made both in size of said post and the time it took to make it (I started at 8:30 and it’s now 5:02pm). Well I’m off to consume the foodz so thanks for reading and I hope you learned something today.


The Things I Learn In Eng-100

Hey everybody it’s the Andy-San here in my room rockin’ out.

I got my essay of awesomeness back from my Eng-101 teacher and I got an A+ on it!!! I guess it pays to stay up til 4 in the morning working on schoolwork!!

After class, I went to work in the IT department. I worked with this one PC with a ton of spyware and crap on it and it wouldn’t let me delete most of it. Phil and I also took a trip to the mailroom to see what Shizzon’s problem was. Apparently the mailroom runs on a completely different fabric of reality than the rest of the world. Phil told Shizzon that the problem was that he plugged in a phone cable into a CAT-5 port and that wouldn’t work, to which Shizzon replied that the mailroom HAS ALWAYS run with that configuration. Phil then went cord hunting, which to his utter amazement he found cords that led to seemingly endless pits and a bit of other stuff that should never work properly in its configuration. We left without fixing it and delegated it to Adam. <anger> So the moral of the story is to not argue with the IT guys because we’re trying to help people and we can’t help people if they don’t cooperate with us. Trust us, we know what we’re doing. If we didn’t then you wouldn’t have called us now would you? </anger>

My Eng-100 class was especially interesting today. Now to give you an idea of what the class is like, picture fucking up in school so bad that you’re sent back to 2nd grade. Initially, I thought it was a bad thing to be sent to such a low-level class. However as the classes went by, I began to enjoy coming to class; not because I liked the class but because I liked the people. To give you a demograph, it’s 2 white boys, around 10 or so Chinese students, and a black teacher. At first I felt really out of place in the class, but then I began to feel at home. We played some in-class game and one of my teammates noticed that I was wearing a shirt with Bruce Lee on it. I told him that it was indeed Bruce Lee and one of my other teammates asked if I played kung-fu. I laughed because of the sheer irony of it and it really opened my eyes to the Chinese culture. Although I never stereotyped Asians before because I knew that they were more than kung-fu and rice, it was a surreal moment when an Asian addressed the stereotypes albeit in a joking manner. I now have more respect for my fellow students in Eng-100 than ever before and I can’t wait for next class.

In other news, one of my roommate’s friends came over and she could play guitar fairly well. My only gripe is that she really likes country music and I don’t unless I’m depressed. I tried to get a drunken audiance again this past weekend but it didn’t happen. Speaking of drunkeness, I tried Sparks for the first time on Saturday and it was pretty good. I think I’ll get a 6-pack on either Friday or Saturday.

Dan wants to start a social experiment today; every Monday during dinner he’s going to sit at a different table to see what other people’s reactions will be. He has discovered that it’s high school all over again at the UU and the seating arrangements reflect this. He wants to screw with the current arrangements in order to destroy the cliques and allow all sorts of people to sit wherever with whoever. I will join him in this experiment and sit at the Chinese students’ table and I believe that Dan will start out by grabbing the bull by the horns with the jocks’ table.

Well I’m gonna take a shit cuz I do believe that I am leaking. Peace!


I Think I'm In Love

Hey guys it’s the Andy-San here chizzillin’ in my room after watching a most excellent performance from Frederick Winters in the Student Center. I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time! Seriously, this guy is the shit!

Today I got a job working in the IT department. It’ll be hell on my lunches but I’ll finally have an income and be doing something that I wanna do. I also did my laundry today as well. Since my MP3 player decided to take a monster shit on me (it won’t turn on at all even when it’s plugged into the USB) I was gonna play Tetris until my laundry was done. However I decided to do something far moar entertaining: play my guitar while in my underwear. I’ll set the scene for you; I’m in the laundry room washing/drying my clothes while I’m wearing a shirt, underwear, and socks and on top of that I’m playing my guitar while sitting on the folding table.

I really want to party at Wright State this weekend, but chances are E is still gonna be drugged out on his pillz til Sunday (he got some weird sickness from Dan and he’s been hopped up on antibiotics since Friday). Dammit E; double-time your pill-poppin’!!!1

I’ve been keeping a bit of a secret. Ever since coming back to UU, I’ve been debating over whether I should get into a relationship or not. There’s this one girl that I’m very interested in, but I’m not sure if I should get involved with her because I don’t know if she wants to be more than friends. Damn it’s about as bad as high school, except I actually have a chance with the girl I’m after. On one hand, I really want to start a relationship with her and she would be my first actual girlfriend. On the other hand,  I don’t want to be exclusive before I’ve had some experience with other women. I don’t mean just sexual experience (although that is a plus); rather an overall experience.

Well I’m gonna read some Negima! so catch ya later!


To Celina I Go…

Hey everyone it’s the Andy-San here with a disturbingly sweaty ass (I about slipped off the toilet seat taking a shit).

Today started off terribly. My new roomie Matt (if I didn’t post it earlier, my 1st roomie Devin dropped out of UU because he didn’t like the direction he was going with the soccer team) forgot to turn off his alarm clock and as soon as he walked out the door it went off. Keep in mind that it’s 5 in the morning. I turned it off and tried to get back to sleep. I failed at sleeping so I woke up and went to Programming class. I totally vegged and went to lunch afterward. I forgot to get a form for my Third Reich English class (for those playing the home game, this is my 2nd Nazi reference involving UU). By the time I got the form and went back to my room to get my stuff for class, I was 5 minutes late so I just skipped and watched some Azumanga Daioh. Then I went to my other computer class and barely paid attention. I did however contribute the definition of a byte (8 bits).

In other news, I’m going home this weekend to relax and get laundry done (only 1 shirt left!!!). Leto, our female Golden Retriever, is gonna have puppies in a couple weeks so that’s good news. I also made 2 new YTMND sites. The first one is called The Adventures of Team Lilac (an anagram of Metallica). It’s an experimental series to give you guys a heads-up. It’s at http://teamlilac1.ytmnd.com/ . The second one I did today is called Yomi’s Konami Code. It comes from a scene of Azumanga Daioh where Yomi is reciting her cheer routine in a fashion similar to the Konami Code. And before you totally lambast it for not actually being THE Konami Code, I realize that it’s not THE Konami Code but it’s similar to it so there. It’s at http://yomiskonamicode.ytmnd.com/ .

Well, time to head off so peace to all my homies and see-ya on Sunday!


I Can Finally Facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is an important day in the life of Andy-San’s Xanga. 147 days ago, I arrived at Xanga and was addicted to it. My reason to come to Xanga? Because I couldn’t Facebook! It’s been my subtitle for 147 days straight, but no longer. For you see, I CAN NOW FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not gonna leave Xanga because of it, no, far from it! I can simply stream my Xanga blogs to my Facebook and kill two birds with one stone. And on that note…uhh, I dunno.

Besides the grate news of my debut into Facebook, today was alright. I fixed the image timing of my two new YTMNDs so be sure to check them out. Work was hellish today. The tables were a disaster and we had tons of people even after we closed the grill. I’m beginning to get the hang of it so things are looking up.

Well that’s all I got for now so see y’all later!




Hello all you AnJaholics! I have come back to reek havoc into your monitors once again! You’ve probably seen one of the major updates to the site already. Unfortunatly, I had to part ways with the “Head Like A Hole” streaming video *snif*. It gave my browsers (yes, as in more than one browser) massive gas. So I added a Flash video of the Napoleon Dynamite Numa Numa Dance. I also added another funny Flash video for the Navi called Not Another Mortal Kombat Spoof. I also added a new feature to our very own Whuzzupp page. I have the 2004 and 2005 updates split into two separate pages. And I gave the ’05 page a brand-spanking new Guile Theme (he’s from Street Fighter II).

I also added a new setup to the Trigun, Lupin III, and Excel Saga Sections, including new theme songs. Unfortunatly they’re MIDI. I can’t use my files at Tripod anymore because I’m doing something called remote loading, which is when you store a file on one web host (Tripod) and stream it to another (Geocities), thus reducing your data transfer limit well below what it would be if you had the file saved and transfered within the same web host. Remote loading is against the Terms and Agreement for both Tripod and Geocities. So if any of you guys are watching, forgive me, for I knew not what I did.

And in other news, tommarrow is the one-year anniversary of the creation of AnJa.com (well, at the time it was “Andy’s Ultimate Site of Ultimatness”). Can you believe it?!

By the way, mark your calendars because ALL-NEW EPISODES OF FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN DAD ARE COMING TO FOX MAY 1ST!!!! No, I didn’t bump into my Caps Lock button if you were wondering. I’m really anxious to see those episodes!!

Well, kids. It’s time for me to hit the ol’ dusty trail. I’ll see you when I look at ya!

“Think you can cook? I got a grapplin’ hook!”

-Excerpt from “Fette’s Vette” by MC Chris.