It happens. Sup, it’s the Andy-San here after a kinda quick shift at Wal-Mart.
It was sooo agonizing waking up at 5:50am today. Working was about as bad. I now completely agree with my bro about the different kinda of tired. I was sleepy-tired and then after trying a new flavor of Mountain Dew called SuperNova, I became slap-happy for the rest of the day.
I was leaning beside my register and one of the door greeters, whose name I forget (I’m kinda bad with names if you guys haven’t caught onto that yet lol), said that I shouldn’t lean in front of my register because the store manager and the district manager were walking within eyesight of my area. She said I should clean around my area or do something since they don’t like it when cashiers are lazy. This was before I had the Dew of Awesome so I was really dragging ass. When I went to clock out for lunch, I walked past Chris, the store manager, and said hi. He responded in kind and I gathered from his body language that he didn’t notice my leaning earlier or didn’t remember so I felt good. After I got my check cashed today, I get stopped by the same door greeter. She tells me what she told me earlier, but instead of suggesting that I do something instead of lean on my register like she did before, she tells me. Now, I hate to be told what to do. I’m not a fucking dog, you cunt bucket!! Dammit, if I could remember names better, I’d use the Open Door Policy so fast it would fly off the hinges!! Besides, the door greeters are some of the laziest people I’ve ever seen. EvAr! They sit down in the motorized carts most of the time and they checks carts when the alarm goes off. They do other stuff, but that’s about the gist of their job. So basically, it’s like getting dieting tips from a fat guy. “You see, what you gotta do is-” “Not listen to you fatter ass!”
I’ve made some changes to this blog. I’ve decided to nix the Answer the 60-Cycle Bum and My Stories pages. I thought that pages were like another mini-blog instead of just one big post. I’ll probably use them for my YouTube vids when I finally get a camera.
Well, I’m gonna go take a nappy so I’ll see you little cremepuffs on the flip-side. Laterz!
P.S: I have 2,792 daily views so far today! Sw33tness!!!1 Oh, and I’ll be getting that checking account tomorrow so I can finally put into motion my own site as well as AdSense and a Donation button! At least, if ChexSmart has cleared my now-good name… Stay tuned!!